BUT BENGA WAS FUCKING AWESOME
YEAH
I LIKE DUBSTEP
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT
RAPE ME IN THE ARSE?
GO ON THEN
FUCKING DO IT
I FUCKING DARE YOU
YOU FUCKING CUNTS
from spain for one day before going to Bestival.
Isn’t life just SO difficult.
I’ll never choose internet over you again, I swear!
I like to walk up to skinheads, shout ” get a fucking haircut” and walk away, gaining extreme satisfaction from the irony and their befuddlement.
Oh Taramasalata
I tend to go with the motto that bottled water is kinda wank, and only ever buy it when I need a cheap bottle. OR, when its Evian. It just slides down like….. a slidey thing.
A goat down a muddy ledge,
A T.v. down a rubbish heap,
A dark dark shaft tunneling towards the cervix.
Yeup, thats the weirdest thing I’ve ever said.
When you walk into Tesco at quarter to 11 and ask where the
Taramasalta, Houmous and other dips are
Is like no other.
when mum picked me up from work i was telling her about people annoyin me and how customers are mean and mum told me about this time a woman came right up in her face and shouted “IF I NEEDED YOUR HELP I WOULD OF ASKED YOU FOR IT” and it made her upset. Unnecessary confrontation is, as it says unnecessary. I go to work for 6 hours a week and i don’t expect to be treated like shit by customers. THIS WASN’T THE POINT OF THIS POST to ramble about work, when mum pulled into the drive she said:
“dad and i were cleaning the garage we put something in your room, please dont be angry, it’s nice and your record player fits in it”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol I WORK 6 HOURS A WEEK SOB
try 40
40? pffft, try 60.
Liquid chocolate globes, floating in strawberry sauce, with a basil sorbe, from Arzak in Spain.
WHY CAN’T I AFFORD TO GO ALL OVER THE WORLD AND EAT AT 3 MICHELIN STARRED RESTAURANTS EVERYDAY, WHY?
Coz food is good
